Thursday, September 27, 2012

Review // Max Payne 3

It was probably about the time that I got a trophy for getting my 300th headshot that I realized that Max Payne 3 has no idea what kind of game it wants to be.

On one hand, it wants to be a modern film noir masterpiece, an unflinching examination of a man trapped in a self-imposed purgatory of pills, alcohol and endless bloodshed, utterly unable to forgive himself for the past and move on with his life.

On the other hand, it wants you to dive through the air in slow motion and feel like a badass as you shoot ten thousand men right in the fucking face.

As it turns out, those don't mesh so well.